Boss Tales #1

The phone rings. Who could it be? It's him, calling from the land of No Chewing of Gum. "My roaming is not working here. Please call up Globe for me? I don't know what's wrong. Call me if you get to talk to them." Alritey. "Hello, Globe? Yung phone ng boss ko hindi raw gumagana yung roaming. Bakit kaya?" Sige, ma'm, Check ko po..... (a song by Julio Iglesias served as the pipe-in music).... Hello, ma'm. Naka-redirect ang phone niya. Kasi po may outstanding balance." Siyempre, nagmagaling pa ako, "Eh bakit, may credit limit naman siya ng P10,000 ha. I-activate ninyo na yan!". "Eh kasi po, lampas na po yung balance niya sa credit limit..." Oh. I cursed my boss silently. "A ganon ba. E ano ang gagawin niya para ma-activate yung phone (as if I don't know what to do about it - the only way to re-activate the phone is to pay the outstanding balance!)? "I-settle po yung bill agad." Yes, just what I thought. "Pero, wala siya sa Pinas! Walaaaa!". "Ganito na lang po- I will make a request that your boss promises to pay in 7 days. But it is subject to approval/disapproval. If the request gets approved, the line will be activated in an hour or so.". "Yes! He promises to pay! Pramis!" So, I said good-bye to the Globe person and called my boss for the feedback. "Hello, boss? I called up Globe. Your phone is re-directed. That's why you are not getting any. Texts and calls, I mean. Why? Well, errr... uhm....you have not paid your bill." Silence. "Oh. I didn't? Hehehehe..." Hehehehe your nose. In denial pa! "How much is the bill?" And I told him. "Gee, that much? Hahahaha!" So, I laughed, too - Hahahaha! Anyway, I told him about the promise to pay, that it is subject to approval/disapproval and all. "Sure, sure, will pay when I get back. But meantime, can you tell Globe to activate my phone as soon as possible? Thanks!" Weytaminit! Didn't he hear me say to settle the bill first and the request is subject to approval/disapproval? Malabo ba akong kausap?